• Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
  To improve his bite...
   
• What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
  Ghost toasties with evaporated milk.
   
• What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
  Fasten your sheet belts...
   
• What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
  Dead ends...
   
• Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
  They're too wrapped up in themselves...
   
• What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
  A cereal killer...
   
• What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
  "Do you believe in people?"
   
• What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
  Peekaboo...
   
• What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
  Shrinkenstein...
   
• What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
  Decoffinated...

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